Ich bin krank!!!

Posts : 138 Join date : 2012-02-01

Yo im sick as fuck i have a 102.5 fever idk what thatg is incelcius but my fever wont go away and its above average temperature. Its been goig on for 6 days now soz they gave me anti biotics but they told me to stop taking it cuz it doesnt work. I take 2 500 grams of tylenol tablets like 3x a day which temp relieves my fever but it just comrs back again

Help gg havent been to school in 4 days o_o <--monkey!!(jens)

Posts : 161 Join date : 2012-01-21

LOL YOUVE GOT AIDS

Posts : 138 Join date : 2012-02-01

LOL!!!!!!

Posts : 121 Join date : 2012-01-21

If you have a temperature greater than 103 degrees Fahrenheit, you
should call your veterinarian. High fevers above 106 degrees
Fahrenheit are emergencies that must be treated promptly.

If you have a temperature above 105 degrees Fahrenheit, you can help
bring your body temperature down by applying cool water to your fur, especially
around the ears and feet. Using a fan on the damp fur will help lower the
temperature. Be sure to monitor your rectal temperature as you do this,
and stop the cooling procedure once it reaches 103 degrees Fahrenheit.

If you have a fever, try to see that you drink small amounts of water on
a regular basis to stay hydrated, but don’t force it. And never take any
medicines intended to lower fever, such as acetaminophen or aspirin,
as they can be poisonous and cause severe injury or death.

Posts : 86 Join date : 2012-01-21

shit itio is gunna die lolo

Posts : 753 Join date : 2012-01-20

Whats this in Celcius?

Posts : 81 Join date : 2012-01-21

39.2 in Celsius(subtract 32 then multiply by 5/9)

Gotta love the fever info for animals(off the pets.webmd.com site). "you
should call your veterinarian" lols.

Posts : 424 Join date : 2012-01-23

Madhatters wrote:: 39.2 in Celsius(subtract 32 then multiply by 5/9).

Bitch Please

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=102.5+F+in+C

39.167 LEARN MATHZ

Posts : 425 Join date : 2012-01-21

Posts : 91 Join date : 2012-01-21

39.2 is really high and it's in 99 % of the cases a symptom of some higher more dangerous disease, i feel sorry for you Sad

If you have 39 + for more than 2 days it's a high probability that you're suffering from the evolution of HIV to AIDS, this generally lasts around 1 week with the fever reaching it's top around 39 C for ~ 2-3 days. Eventually you could suffer from some sort of tumour or "orange-disease".

Do you show any other symptoms of the HIV to AIDS sickness? Headache? Sweating? Hard to eat?

You probably inherited HIV from your adventures in the vietnamese djungle as a kid Itio, probably from a mountainmonkey. The vietnamese mountainmonkey HIV-virus is extremely dangerous and if this is the case i would give you a maximum of 5 more years, i'm sorry Sad

Posts : 753 Join date : 2012-01-20

Itios mum forgot to cook the noodles well and gave whole family aids or?

Posts : 100 Join date : 2012-01-25

Wut? itio is really going to die in 5 years?