worlds GREATEST asslick top 2

1. xxxandbeer - known for having his tounge in cele and zo0s butthole. Frequent strolls with a up and down motion. average sloppyness with low levels of saliva dribbling from his perfectly shaped, silicone filled lips. rating: 8.7/10

2. Trollpro - World FAMOUS licker of prominent characters such as chaise, amir and fight4[behh]. in contrast to xxxandbeer, trollpro uses a swirling motion which is often referred to as ''the trollpro tornado". The above-average lenght tounge is great for getting deep and dirty in the hairy, sometimes shaved(chaise), butthole. High levels of saliva due to a turbo boost speed with the lenghty tounge that resembles a freshly cooked salmon. Rating: 8.4/10

constructive criticism

Beer: More lubrication for a less tingling feeling. the lick should ideally feel like a fresh breeze from antarctica, cooling my butthole while at the same time massaging it.

Trollpro: the WORLD FAMOUS tornado lick is great. high levels of saliva contributes to a fresh and cool feeling around the rectum. more sounds is required for the optimal performance. highly recommend to throw in some ''mmhh, hhmmhh'' soundbits every 10-15 seconds to simulate a horny astronomer moaning for a newbaked brownie straight in his face.

Funny thread, but this prooves how little amir knows about easties. Cele and I don't get along AT ALL and zoo and I barely talk.

So I guess amir just wants to use my name because he wants to get my attention maybe he secretly wants to lick me all over

But seriously amir if your going to do this, at least do it right.
Me and Lindsey Stirling
Cele and Drew
Zoo and Wilshire

Interesting thread. Do go on.

Okay now that I'm stoned the constructive criticism part is really fucking funny lol...

Lol ... I like how much u refere to cooking when summarizing the diffenrent lvl of asslicks, could off been funny if u had added Beeeh- too, he thinks he is doing a great job as troll and copy u dudes in behh 24/7, that's real asslick.

i love getting tornado Lickies !